REGRETS of 2009-already

I can’t believe it. 12 days into the new year and I already have one regret. I am not really one to dwell on mistakes that I may have made, or even mistakes that other people have made, but today I totally screwed things up. 

 

I swear that it will never happen again. 

 

I know that i shouldn’t have done it. 

 

There were just so many people doing it and it seemed like a good idea, as if  everyone really wanted to do it. 

 

I go through high school, college, traveling the world, serving an LDS mission, and all sorts of other experiences and I never even thought of doing it……..but alas, we all time our mistakes perfectly. 

 

Today is the day of my first regret of 2009. Lost love? no. Devious act? not really. Fired from my job for making too many ‘questionable jokes’? not even close.

 

Today, I ate the McRib. I will never be the same. 

 

At least that is what my body from the neck down is telling me…….

 

I would never wish upon anyone the regret, sorrow, misery, and extreme flatuation that i am now experiencing…….

 

McRib. You can Mc Shove it Up your Mc A$$. Cause it is Mc Flying out mine.