REGRETS of 2009-already
I can’t believe it. 12 days into the new year and I already have one regret. I am not really one to dwell on mistakes that I may have made, or even mistakes that other people have made, but today I totally screwed things up.
I swear that it will never happen again.
I know that i shouldn’t have done it.
There were just so many people doing it and it seemed like a good idea, as if everyone really wanted to do it.
I go through high school, college, traveling the world, serving an LDS mission, and all sorts of other experiences and I never even thought of doing it……..but alas, we all time our mistakes perfectly.
Today is the day of my first regret of 2009. Lost love? no. Devious act? not really. Fired from my job for making too many ‘questionable jokes’? not even close.
Today, I ate the McRib. I will never be the same.
At least that is what my body from the neck down is telling me…….
I would never wish upon anyone the regret, sorrow, misery, and extreme flatuation that i am now experiencing…….
McRib. You can Mc Shove it Up your Mc A$$. Cause it is Mc Flying out mine.
on January 13, 2009 on 10:20 pm
Hahaha…Cameron, Cameron, Cameron…just because you lived in Asia and ate almost everything under the sun, doesn’t mean that you can eat everything America (or the “Fat Store” as I call McDonalds) has to offer. I hope that you have learned your lesson!!
on January 13, 2009 on 10:42 pm
Whoa! A blog! It’s been ages. What are you up to now-a-days? Where is your life at?
on January 14, 2009 on 5:04 am
You just made Tammy dry heave!
on January 16, 2009 on 2:03 am
Pretty much shat my pants it was so funny. Dude, I haven’t had McDonald’s since 2002 because I had 3 big macs for lunch and ended up having a poop-n-soup for the rest of the night. It was appalling.
on January 17, 2009 on 11:24 pm
I’m glad you made it twelve days. best of luck for the next three hundred and something.